At Long Last, The Long Dark Is on Nintendo Switch, and Nothing Else Even Matters to Me

The Long Dark

Forget your Monster Hunters and your Sniper Elites. Today’s Nintendo direct brought with it a bit of news that I have been waiting for since what seems like the dawn of time: The Long Dark has finally arrived on Nintendo Switch.

And with that announcement, everything is once again right in the world, we did it, y’all.

Donald Trump is still a moron? Don’t care! The Long Dark is finally on the Switch! Global warming? No worries, the tundras remain frozen in The Long Dark.

I think I just broke my arm falling out of my chair in response to the news. The Long Dark is finally available on Nintendo Switch, and nothing else matters. Well, actually a broken arm could hinder my ability to play The Long Dark, so I should probably get that looked at.

But seriously, The Long Dark is available on Nintendo Switch. If you head to the Nintendo eShop right now, you can nab a digital copy on sale for $31.49 (discounted from its $39.99 MSRP).

You check out the announcement trailer below, which, aside from the song choice, is a really awesome trailer.

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