Bathroom Floor

This is my bathroom floor. I oftentimes just find myself staring at it, wondering what series of bad decisions led to this absolute monstrosity. I mean, I’m fine with the checker pattern, but the color scheme is just miserably bad. One set of tiles is this poop brown color, while the other is this lighter tan-ish color. Plus, they both kind of have this smeared pattern on them.

Oh, and to make matters worse, my ceiling had to be replastered, and there are chunks of white plaster that I can’t get off the tiles no matter how hard I scrub, but I suppose that’s neither here nor there.

So I was kind of surprised when I was randomly playing Call of Duty: Warzone 2.0 and I found out that my bathroom floor had been re-created inside the game.

Warzone 2.0 - Floor

It’s strikingly similar, right down to the plaster stains, though admittedly the tiles are smaller in the game than in real life.

Shortly after I took this screenshot, someone appeared at the end of this hallway and got an easy kill while I was standing there and idly staring at the floor, so I didn’t have much time to really look around. I think it’s unlikely that I’ll find my bathroom perfectly re-created in the game, but after seeing this floor, the chances seem slightly higher now.

The chances are still close to zero, but slightly less close to zero. I’ll keep my eyes open.

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